The musings of a phone salesman making his way through his mid twenties with only his friends and a truckload of booze for company.
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
Everything is Amazing & Nobody is Happy
After reading yesterdays post about today's tech my buddy Dan got in touch and sent me the link to this video of Louis CK talking about the expectations we have of our gadgets.
I get angry that there isn't a short key for turning on private browsing on safari. I have to go all the way to the toolbar dropdown menu and click it.
Private browsing is only there so you don't get caught looking at porn, so I'm getting angry about it taking up my wank time. I already feel like I hate myself anyway for looking at porn in the first place.
I could go onto firefox instead but that's the same problem and would require effort. That makes me more depressed and full of self hate.
It works out fine though cus I get to have a wank.
I get angry that there isn't a short key for turning on private browsing on safari. I have to go all the way to the toolbar dropdown menu and click it.
ReplyDeletePrivate browsing is only there so you don't get caught looking at porn, so I'm getting angry about it taking up my wank time. I already feel like I hate myself anyway for looking at porn in the first place.
I could go onto firefox instead but that's the same problem and would require effort. That makes me more depressed and full of self hate.
It works out fine though cus I get to have a wank.